Usually I’m out there but now I’m being forward.
You don’t know me, I don’t know me.
I am 50 million combinations of cloaks, open closet doors and bathroom partition privacy glass.
Interchangeable pieces likely to meet the needs of all projections
Exactly.
NO ONE has run background checks on the manufacturer
So it’s no one’s fault if errors are experienced along the way.
I’m only obligated to honor the warrantee:
Artisanally crafted from interstellar dust
Stuffing 85 percent post consumer recycled waste in the mouth of petroleum excess
A subhuman wager for nonexistent safe space
Wouldn’t otherwise. Most don’t anyways.
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